Week 13- 13/05/12

Camels vs. Wahsh MOM Swara (Wahsh). Camels had the excellent of execution in the first half as Jack put them ahead but when Swara levelled for Camels Mike made it 2-1. Camels took this lead into the break and it looked like the unbelievable would happen. Unfortunately Seb and super sub Shwarma got a hat trick a piece with some scintallating goals and Wahsh finished 7-2 winners.

Cabrini vs. West London MOM Ivo (Cabrini). A tale of two keepers once again as James (WLW) and Archie (Cabrini) made some breath taking saves. James did however let a clanger in. A back and forth game saw Cabrini with an IVO double take the half time lead. 3-2.  They stretched their lead with Alex Stevens and a well taken half volley. Oscar then made it 5-2 but the tables soon turned with a hat trick from James making it 5-5 and then Hassan making it 6-5. Another from Hassan who was incredible all over the pitch made it 7-5. Alex made it 7-6 with 4 minutes left but they were denies by James very late on with a finger tip save. 7-6 WLW.

Uxbridge Rd vs. Phallus MOM Jonny (Phallus). Phallus were actually the better team in the first half taking the lead on 2 occasions with Arnau. As Uxbridge rd crept ahead 3-2 Arnau was there again and made it 3-3. Unfortunately for Phallus despite the magical saves of Jonny who must have saved about 100 in total Road stars ran wild with David, Izmie and James all getting hat tricks and in the end 14-6.

Team of the week

GK Jonny (Phallus)

DF Hassan (WLW)

MDF Ivo (Cabrini)

AMF Swara (Wahsh)

FW David (Road Stars)

Week 12- 29/04/12

Phantom R's vs.Road Stars MOM Hamza (Road). A great game between phantom r's saw phantom nearly topple the big boys. They began two ahead due to road stars being unable to make it in time but went 4-2 down at ht with troy, hamza and an own goal. Phantom must have had roberto di matteo talk to them at half time as a j double levelled it all up. Velon then put phantom ahead as they dared to dream. Uxbridge then had hamza net twice but with 2 minutes left but Phantom didnt give up and made it 6-6 as the Phantom fans went wild. Phantom then had 3 golden chances to take the lead and to be honest were the better team throughout and they were just gutted. Unfortunately for them a momentary lapse of concentration allowed for road stars to score the winner with 30 seconds left. Phantom R's take a bow though one of the games of the season!

Cabrini vs Camels MOM Alex (Cabrini). Cabrini started off the better with oscar and alex making it 2-0. They took this lead into ht before harry and jack cracked open a can of whoop ass and brought the camels back to 2-2. A solo goal from alex followed by ivo and oscar made it 5-2 to cabrini and sam struck late to make it 5-3 but camels just ran out of time and Cabrini in honesty deserved all 3 points.

Wahsh vs. West London MOM Seb (Wahsh). Our last game of the night was a tight affair. The first half was back and forth with west london coming from 3-1 down to make it 5-3 with james getting a cool hat trick. Unfortunately for them in the 2nd half their luck ran out. Seb, mozy and daniel all hit the sweet spot and Wahsh were finger licking good even managing to nutmeg the keeper with what has to be the blooper of the season. The best goal of the game was scored by seb as he cheekily backhelled it into the net as WLW looked baffled. WLW just ran out of steam and Wahsh keep their title dreams alive whilst for WLW it fades away.

Team of the week

GK Spiderman (Road Stars)

DF Velon (Phantom)

MDF Seb (Wahsh)

AMF Hamza (Road Stars)

FW Alex Stevens (Cabrini)

Week 11- 22/04/12 

Uxbridge Road vs. West London Wanders MOM Troy (Uxbridge). Uxbridge didnt do themselves any favours with a 2 nil penalty for coming late. They got back in the game with Troy and Tarik but then Es put WLW back in front. Uxbridge scored the next 3 goals with Troy, J and David all hitting home but then Zain levelled it all off with the next two goals as WLW dared to dream. The score at 5-5 WLW looked the better side and they cracked the post and then narrowly fired wide. Elliot made 2 great saves over at the other end as Road stars were also frustrated. With 90 seconds left Troy hit the winning goal and Road Stars can thank their lucky stars they walked away with all 3 points, definately was not deserved.

Phallus vs. Cabrini MOM Alex (Cabrini). Cabrini let in a sloppy own goal to start affairs as Phallus felt like it was their lucky day but from that point onwards Cabrini dominated. Alex with perhaps his best performance to date with cheeky goals and flicks and tricks that even Lionel Messi couldnt pull off. Assiting him were Ivo and Oscar. Cabrini did have a fright as Andy and Alex pulled Phallus from 5-1 down to 5-4 early on in the 2nd half. Unfortunately for Phallus they remain in 7th position and couldnt pull off a miracle comeback.

Phantom R's vs. Camels MOM James (Phantom R's) For the 2nd week in a row Phantom R's just went goal nutty. James with the pick of goals using the board as his partner in crime going past 2 to smash home. In total Phantom had 5 men on the score sheet. J hit from the spot, Valon and Warren were linking up better than my broadband connection and of course jam master James tuned up his left foot but wait even David scored. CRICKEY!!! Camels did strike a tremendous free kick from in their own half through Jack but other than that Stacey was difficult to beat in the R's sticks.

GK Stacey (Phantom R's)

DF Andy (Phallus)

MDF Troy (Uxbridge)

AMF James (Phantom R's)

FW Alex (Cabrini)

Week 10- 15/04/12

Wahsh vs, Cabrini MOM Seb (Wahsh). Walk in the park for Wahsh as they took a 4-0 lead into the break with Mo, H, Swara and Seb all scoring. Cabrini tried to began their comeback win the 2nd half with Alex and Ivo scoring but they were too far behind and in the end Wahsh were comfortable.

Camels vs. WLW MOM Akil (WLW). We saw perhaps two of the best goals this season James from WLW scoring with a beast from half way and Sam for Camels finished from perhaps the most impossible angle ever seen. Camels had Josh to thank for damage limitation with tremendous saves as they were hammered with Akil the trickiest player of the bunch for WLW. Zain, James and Q all hit the net plenty of times and in the end WLW walked away 14-3 victors.

Phantom R's vs. Phallus MOM James (Phantom). Total football from Phantom and could have quite easily scored 50 had it not been for Jonny in the sticks for Phallus. James actually scored with his right food this evening whilst Stacey hit a cracker from half way. Velon as usual tremendous in defence with bursts of pace and goals and David also struck. New man Luke also impressed and in honesty it was one way traffic. Phantom 14-4 Phallus

GK Jonny (Phallus)

DF Swara (Wahsh)

MDF Akil (WLW)

AMF James (Phantom R's)

FW Seb (Wahsh)

NO GAMES ON 08/04/12

Week 9- 01/04/12

WLW vs. Crystal Phallus MOM James (WLW). After Phallus pulled 1-0 and then 2-1 ahead through Mackey and Sam they then had the audasity to level at 3-3 and 4-4 and in honesty WLW looked like they were going to be taken to the cleaners, Phallus were amazing. WLW settled themselves and then struck gold through James, Chris and Akil to take the half time score to 7-4. They continued where they left off finishing Phallus off a comfortable 13-4 with Hassan and Zain also on the score sheet.

Uxbridge Road vs. Camels MOM Troy. Uxbridge were forced to play with 4 men but it was just their day as every strike they hit went in and every Camels shot seemed to be saved. Troy scored a record breaking 11 goals 7 of which were from within his own half or the half way line. Camels did have probably 25-30 shots on goal some blasted over and the rest saved. Camels in fairness put in an A class show but it was quite simple they just didnt put away their chances as Uxbridge walked away 16-6 victors.

Wahsh vs. Phantom R's MOM Salman (Wahsh). A very tasty affair at the top of the table. End to end football with R's dominating the early goings as Velon and James put them ahead. They even cracked the post and the bar and it looked like 1 way traffic as Wahsh were struggling. Phantom had their keeper Gareth save 3 one on ones and also tip over the bar. The 2nd half was however a different story. An early goal from David put Phantom 3-0 ahead but it got spicy as it seemed to wake Wahsh up. Salman and James with a battle in the midfield. Mossy and Stacey also battling and eventually Wahsh hit 2 goals through Hassan to make it 3-2. Phantom R's made it 4-2 with Velon scoring a beautiful volley but then Wahsh hit with Salman to make it 4-3 and then with 2 minutes left Salman made it 4-4 in a dramatic end. In the last minute either team could have won the game but both keepers make crucial saves, Gareth with perhaps the save of the evening. Fantastic game of football.

GK Gareth (Phantom R's)

DF Harry (Camels)

MDF Troy (Uxbridge Road)

AMF James (WLW)

FW Salman (Wahsh)

Week 8- 25/03/12

WLW vs. Phantom R's. NO MATCH COMMENTATY due to fight on pitch this is your punishment and i will speak to both teams next week!

Cabrini vs. Phallus. MOM Ivo (Cabrini). I couldnt believe my eyes as Cabrini FC laid the smack down on Phallus knocking them from end to end to score 15 in total and 12 of these were in the first half. Ivo with 9 of them and Alex with the rest it was just pain sailing as Cabrini move up a spot.

Wahsh vs. Uxbridge Road MOM Siko (Wahsh). The game was run by one man and that was Siko. He was untouchable and absolutely drove a steak into the heart of the league leaders. Wahsh were always ahead but they had a slim 6-4 lead at the half and Road Stars kept trying to come back into it. In the 2nd half Road Stars just gave up and Wahsh out played them with Mossy, Rich and Willison also getting on the score sheet as their squad rotation system worked nicely. Wahsh were in a different class and are now 2 points behind with 1 game in hand.

GK Archie (Cabrini)

DF Salman (Wahsh)

MDF Alex (Cabrini)

AMF Siko (Wahsh)

FW Ivo (Cabrini)

Week 5- 18/03/12

Uxbridge Road vs. Cabrini MOM (Spiderman). Cabrini FC started the better taking advantage of Road stars having only 4 men and went 2 ahead. In fairness it could have been a lot more as they squandered one on one oppurtunities that were saved by the mystery Spiderman in goal. Road Stars came back but goals went back and forth and Uxbridge were 6-4 ahead at the break but it wasnt deserved. Cabrini continued the good fight in the 2nd half hitting the post and crossbar and missing a total of 8 one on one chances. Road Stars were lucky to win 12-7 with David scoring 8.

Phantom vs. Wahsh MOM Rich (Wahsh). This game had it all. Great goals, super tackling and a heart stopping ending. Phantom started the better with Jamie scoring only for Rich to level for Wahsh. James then hit his usual thunderbolt to take R's into the lead at half time. In the 2nd half Wahsh had their player subsituted for being part of another team and from there tackles started to fly in. Both Keepers made 2 or 3 fantastic saves Nick Stacey in particular with a save that had the ball stick to his manhood. Wahsh did come back with Alex scoring and then Rich, but it wasnt over till the fat lady sung and with 2 minutes left Velon hit a cracking volley from out of nowhere. Great technique. In the last minute the ball went end to end Nick Stacey making the first save before James shot was saved at the other end. To end the game Phantom R's had a ball hit the crossbar and bounce down, was it iover the line! No says the ref. 3-3 the right result. Great game of football!

Camels vs. Phallus MOM Jamie (Phallus). A surprisngly low scoring first half with the score tied at 1-1. Russel gave Phallus the lead with a strike from the half way line only for captain fantastic Harry to level. The 2nd half Phallus finished their chances and despite Camels looking the better Phallus walked away with the points. Andy, Russel, Jamie and Ty all scoring in an energetic, sexy football performance that saw them bag their first points of the season. 8-4 Phallus

GK Spiderman (Road Stars)

DF Velon (Phantom R's)

MDF Rich (Wahsh)

AMF David (Road stars)

FW  Jamie (Phallus)

Week 4-11/03/12

Uxbridge Road Stars vs. West London W MOM Spice (Road stars). It didnt look like the road stars day as they were penalised by 3 goals for late arrival. WLW then stunned the crowds with the first of the game through Chris as this new look team looked like taking Road stars down. Road Stars struck back with David but again WLW hit with Alex and fans went wild, they did even more damage as Liam laced one to put them further ahead. Seems as though from this point Road Stars woke up with 6 minutes to half time they pulled it all level with Spice and Troy the deadly duo. From there on it was all road stars and then ended up 15-7 victors with WLW only getting 1 in the 2nd half.

Crystal Phallus vs. Wahsh MOM Seb AGAIN (Wahsh). Phallus looked like they would upset Wahsh with Shay cracking one early on. Seb then hit twice before James levelled for the Crystal Maze. An even game but Wahsh went 4-2 ahead with Smith and Seb at the break. In the 2nd half another from Shay set up a tense ending 4-3 right to the death but with minutes left mad man Seb hit twice and Wahsh ended up 6-3 victors in what was a tight game

Phantom R's vs, Camels MOM James's left foot (Phantom).  A back and forth encounter here had the fans close their eyes and screaming in excitement, some were so excited they got a little bit wet. Camels hit first with Sam but from there R's had James super sub Nick and Velon score to make it 6-2 (Harry hit a cracker inbetween all the madness for Camels). There were about 10 minutes left and Camels needed a miracle and they got it with Richard scoring twice and Henry also hitting the jackpot as Camels got more physical and started to take it to the R's.  6-5 at the break but then in a twist of fate Harry put it all level before jumping Jack made it 7-6 to Camels. What a game of football. 4 minutes left and James had to hit a rocket to level before sending another NASA shot to take them into the lead. Nick calmed nerves to make it 9-6 but it wasnt over as Jack made it 9-7 before a controversial penalty made it 9-8. Moments remained in the game but Camels couldnt come back again in a great game Phantom R's won 9-8.

GK Spiderman (Road Stars)

DF Shay (Phallus)

MDF Seb (Wahsh)

AMF Spice (Road Stats)

FW James (Phantom R's)

Week 3- 04/03/12

Uxbridge Road Stars vs. Phantom R's. MOM David (Road stars). Phantom R's definately gave Road stars a run for their money this week with jack in the box James their most deadly. Despite Phantom R's coming from behind on several occasions to make it 1-1 2-2, 3-3, 4-4, 7-6 like tenacious pit bulls the Road stars road to 3 points with a glitz and glamour performance in the last 10 minutes. David and Spice linked up nicely at the top for Road stars, shame we cant say the same about their defence.

Camels vs. Wahsh. MOM Seb (Wahsh). Camels certainly came to play today with a thunderous strike in the opening minutes by Richard. He soon levelled at 2-2 but that was all she wrote for Camels. Seb as usual tricky at the top, Mo had some half chances and Sharma also with good technical skill. In the end a good game of football but Wahsh walked away 6-3 winners.

Cabrini vs. West London W MOM Archie (Cabrini) It all looked like it was going well in the opening moments with captain fantastic Alex Stevens getting the opener for Cabrini. An Emil double then put WLW into the lead and he completed his hat trick before the break. The 2nd half was all WLW with perhaps the goal of the season from Hassan and Carl, Akel, Chris and Andrew all scoring but it could have been without exaggeration 50-1 to WLW if Archie hadnt been there. Saving them like his life depended on it he stripped into his superman uniform and flew from pillar to post. They lost anyway 9-1.

GK Archie (Cabrini)

DF Hassan (WLW)

MDF Seb (Wahsh)

AMF David (Uxbridge)

FW James (Phantom R's)

Week 2- 26/02/12

Camels vs. Cabrini FC MOM Jack (Camels). A complete yo-yo contest that saw Camels 1 ahead through Sam but then Cabrini level and go in front with 2 super substitions. Camels levelled with Jack to make it 2-2 at the break. The 2nd half was much like the first total intensity from both teams Jack put Camels ahead only for Alex Stewart to level and then Jack once again put Camels ahead...then Enrique Iglesias stepped on pitch and sang I can be your hero baby and it was Alex who levelled it all off. 4-4 what a game of football!

West London vs. Wahsh MOM Seb (Wahsh) such a shame Seb doesnt have a mute button if he did he would be on the road to greatness with great skill, shots and just general cheek that tore WLW apart. As usual WLW were saved by a string of saves but despite going into the lead Wahsh came back with Seb, Sharma, Mozy and Bay all scoring in the end simple for Wahsh.

Uxbridge road vs. Phallus MOM David (Uxbridge). 6 goals for David but Phallus had the better start 1 goal ahead. From there it was down hill as the stars went 6-1 into the break and finished them off 12-2. Sexy football Phallus gave up in the 2nd half.

GK James (WLW)

DF Alex Stewart (Cabrini)

MDF Seb (Wahsh)

AMF David (Uxbridge)

FW Jack (Camels)

Week 1

A great opening week folks

West London vs. Crystal Phallus MOM Michael (WLW). Mike hit 4 goals for WLW but it wasnt all plain sailing at all. Phallus with James and Sam looked as though this game would have a repeat of the score line bringing it back to 1-1 and then 2-2 before the break. In the 2nd half WLW put their foot down and once again rock solid keeping kept Phallus at bay. 5-2 in the end

Uxbridge Road stars vs. Camel MOM David (Uxbridge). A new team Road stars made up of 2 former refs now looks like the team to beat 21-8 the score line but Camels brought it back to 8-6 before the break. Camels despite their great resillience just lost their will int he 2nd half and goals were coming in like fat kids at a cake sale.

Cabrini FC vs. Phantom R's MOM Archie (Cabrini). MOM here was a tough one to decided as Archie was flawless in the first half and Nick Stacey (Phantom) was fantastic in the 2nd half. Both these 2 made tremendous stops. Cabrini brought it back from 3-0 down to 3-3 with an own goal and 2 from ALex. Carbini then went on to hit the post and crossbar and a back pass nearly found its way in as Phantom look rocked. However in true hreat break fashion it was ladies love cool James who scored the winner and ended the game 4-3. Game of the week and already a contender for game of the season!

Team of the week

GK Archie (Cabrni)

DF James (Phantom R's)

MDF Michael (WLW)

AMF David (Uxbridge)

FW Jack (Camels)